The Pet Lover

Pets are perfect
You don't have to try
Staying faithful
Until one of you dies

Pets are needy
Requiring feeding and a walk
But pets are perfect
Because they don't talk

Pets don't notice
When I do wrong
Pets don't discuss
On and on

Pets don't put down the phone
After a fight
Pets remain
All through the night

Pets are perfect
Because I'm scared
Not like humans
Where I'm compared

Pets are great
Because I'm lazy
Call me an animal lover
Not human and crazy