Perfect Husband

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private
club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches
rings.

One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation
ensues:

"Hello?"

"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

"Yes."

"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a
beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $1,500.00."

"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Porsche dealership and saw the 2001
models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he
gave me a really good price... and since we need to trade-in the BMW
that we bought last year..."

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $65,000..."

"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! But before we hang up, something else..."

"What?"

"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account
and... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the
house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with
a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront
property..."

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much
in the bank to cover..."

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"

"OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

"Bye...I do too..."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while
holding the phone and asks to all those present:

"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"