GINGERBREAD MAN

I had a gingerbread man,

He was such a lovely thing.

So lovely that I could not,

Bring myself to nibble him.



The thought of my dear ginger,

Churning all around inside,

Was a thought so disturbing,

That I felt repulsed and cried.



Ginger had gorgeous dark eyes,

And looked really nice and smart.

His face was always smiling.

Ooh, he really touched my heart.



But then some spiteful person,

Snapped off my poor ginger's head.

I decided that "fair's fair",

And so I snapped off their leg.





10 October 2002