QUEUE OF AGES

LEAKage - the age at which little children learn to go to the toilet - in the right place.



LINEage - the age at which young children find out how a felt tip can draw...up the curtains, across the walls, over their own clothes...



PEERage - the age at which children go to school and learn how different they are to other children at school.



DRESSage - the age at which teenagers start to worry about their image. Other people might start to worry about the teenager's image, too.



DAMage - Often occurs around the same time as Dressage, whereby a person gets angry, gets swearing and wants to get smashing things up.



ROUGHage - the age that affects some adolescents, when they'll break into fights, break into spots...in serious cases, some may even break into places.



LEVERage - the age at which some young people decide to extend their education. Certain people who don't experience this may find that they reach the SLIPPage - whereby they don't know what
they're doing or where they're going.

(Slippage may also re-occur at any other time.)



MANage - the age when boys are supposed to be grown up.



BAGGage - the age when some women get too carried away.



MARRIage - not all people experience this age. And even those that do experience it may not understand what it's all about. Ever.



WRECKage - this may not affect everyone. It is when a person realises that his/her life is a right mess and the harm done seems to be beyond repair. May directly follow Slippage.



FRUITage - the age that people find themselves talking about things like the price of fruit. And they aren't alarmed by this.



BREAKage - the age whereby most people stop working. Permanently.



PILLage - when you get certain ailments, your doctor decides only pills are the answer.



BLOCKage - the age at which people are less active than they were - but even though they don't have much movement, their bowels still need it, so they may be given something for this.



FORage - the age whereby if you don't know by now what your life has been for, you probably never will.





Around 2003