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Andre Anyone? By J.B .Pravda

The Monastic Order of the Fermenting Arts had been hastily ordained
under the slipshod reign of Pontif
Not-So-Pius-In-Fact-Rather-Wanton-RodneyII and, sadly, as a result,
had, year in and year out, bottled the ubiquitous vintage known as
'Cold Drake' ever since, kept afloat doubtless by the vast numbers of
six-packers seeking both a '(w)holy satisfactory?' and affordable
libation to be consumed copiously on modern anniversaries of now,
largely, pagan 'holidays'.