Dunking, pissed Puritans

Pissed Puritans by J.B. Pravda

There once was a lad from Nantuckett, whose habit it was to say
'fokit', and, needless to say, he's known to this day, as the one who,
having popularized the Germano-Saxon gutteral term only then just
extant among the rough-hewn pioneering stock of Europe---including the
industrious, no-nonsense Puritan ?migr?s from England's rigid religious
shackles---and, thereby, invoked the wrath of the Colonial Council
unlike anything since the Salem trials, had the last laugh on them, as
it were, having had a limerick dedicated to his memory whilst they, his
tormenters, turned to anonymous dust. Postscript: the limerick, it was
decided after much editorial wrangling by its authors, had to be left
unfinished by them, frustrated by their inability to agree on lyrics,
simply agreeing on but one: Fuckit!