Forget Helter, Gimme Shelter

Forget Helter, Gimme Shelter by J.B. Pravda

Scientific consensus had now established what had long been postulated
by far-sighted Cartesian reductionists, as well as legendary
philosophers: existence was had in a polymorphously diverse and
unlimited range of possible states of being, indeed endlessly enfolded
simultaneous 'universes', so essentially amorphous yet subtle as to be
in keeping with the Bohmian holomovement concept which so enthralled
Einstein; hence, when Charles Mansion was taken into custody by
authorities in Kalifornia for random acts of kindness toward total
strangers, the populace by turns cringed and laughed condescendingly at
his wretched humility.