Y abductions in Mississippi

Why Abductions in Mississippi by J.B. Pravda

For years, years on end their frustration grew; certain as they were of
the tangibility of extraterrestrial visitation-----indeed,
abduction----their research always seemed to fall short of the
pedestrian proof demanded by the status quo; finally, in an incident
which explained the typical 'taken on board' experience related by too
many bumpkin types, they had the elusive evidence they knew they
needed: on board what could only be described as a proverbial
'mothership' was what they had sought all these years: Elvis Presley
hisself, presidin, thank you, Very Much&;#8230;&;#8230;.come
back; as explained to the frightened, yet charmed country folk
routinely taken aboard, a 'Come Back' started slow, with 'travelin
shows', leading, with luck, and hard work, to the Vegas Galaxy of
Stars, headlined by yours truly, the one and only Son of
Dixie&;#8230;.thank you, thank you very
much&;#8230;&;#8230;..