Billy and his Magical Anus

Billy and his Magical Anus,
If we're lucky they might stain us,
And hand over their magical powers,
With enough fun to entertain us for hours.

Prepare for exciting adventure,
Of two bum cheek islands with a split in the center,
Throughout these travels, I shall be your guide,
So bring Toilet Paper to wipe skids on the side.

Visiting the enema fountain, I already have a tube,
I would shove my fingers in, if I had some lube,
As I struggle my way through the forest of pubes,
On our own, we are not, as others join the group.

Along with Harold, the magical Butt Dragon,
Exploring the crack with his magical Butt Wagon,
Roaming the hole in search of the brown treasure,
While Billy experiences this magical pleasure.