Goo

I can't wait to hear your first words

You've started already of course

But you're talking complete bollocks

Was that 'Daddy'? - no, probably not

When I walk in to see you

At 6am - you swine

You look up and smile

And make it all worthwhile

You're beginning to look like me

When I was your size

So I know you're mine

You poor sod

You've had gammy eyes

A dodgy throat

Smokers cough

And you dribble for England

But you're a happy boy

Your mum loves you and so do I

You make everybody happy

You make everybody smile