I know that look

I know that look

I've seen that smile before

Your satisfied with who you are

And how you earn your living

The daily paper leader

Informs your point of view

Your best friend's on the council

Your vote is always blue

You'll never use the NHS

Or sleep beneath the arches

You only want to be yourself

You fear the unwashed classes

I like your clothes and nice clean shoes

The plain white shirt assures me

The knot upon your bow tie

Ensures a healthy fee

The ring tone on your phone

Sends smirks around the carriage

Your wife she sits at home

You have the perfect marriage

I hope you never wander

Outside the city walls

I hope you'll always be as fat

And loudly take those calls