O~ Problems with my dog

PROBLEMS WITH MY DOG!!

My dog gets quite lonely,
When no one is around,
At night he is petrified,
Of any movement or sound.

He sometimes drools or slobbers,
But he doesn't growl or bite,
We'll never be robbed,
Cause people run in fright.

My dog is very friendly,
If I should even call him that,
He's happy just to sit,
And won't even chase a cat.

If someone took a chance,
To rob us one dark night,
My dog would buddy up,
And knowing him he might.

When we got him from the shop,
The lady there had said,
That he's the best watch and bulldog,
That they have ever bred??!!