Greedy Greta

Greedy Greta was born through a hole
Then taken by nurses to a shopping mall

Greta had lots of cash and a pretty voice
Dressed in a top shop bag she was making much noise:

"Give me gifts! Stop my pain!
Jail me in a shower of champagne!"

As she started to shop at a very young age
She won the x-factor and fainted on stage

She banged her head and split her brain
An ambulance came but they glued it the wrong way

With reverse mind her sight was a bit blurry
But could see the world from inside the telly

Hunger for passion, horny bodies which vex
Broke people in Essex begging for sex

So she toured the globe in mother Theresa’s frock
With organic guitar chanting this rock:

"Give them gifts! Stop their pain!
Jail them in a shower of champagne!"

She offered herself to all those in need
She was so greedy, so greedy to give…..