E day 5 (12/3/02)

I have often wonderd what happens to my left sock when it gets
washed. For some unknown reason it never makes it back to join it's
brother.
Could it have been abducted by aliens?
I doubt it. Aliens have even more sesitive noses than we do.

Could it have been eaten by some sock monster who lives in my tumble
dryer?
I don't think so. He says he prefers to eat culottus.

So what Dose happen to my left sock? Well a wise man wonce said "If
you've tried being rational and it didn't work, the only thing left to
do is the jump to the wildest conclusion!"

That mean that I now rather think that my left sock, being that it is
weaker that other socks, was attacked and eaten by the other socks who,
under the presure of mass hysteria, believed the proces of washing to
be "the end of the world!"