Eat up your mushy peas(NO)

There are two things in life that I cannot do without help. Algebra
and cooking. There are many others, but those were off the top of my
head. We eat, and eat a bit more, but what happens to our lovely mushy
peas once we have swallowed the disgusting green things?
Imagine you are the mushy green hardly edible thing, that we call a
pea. You're whooshed down the food pipe (a thrilling thirteen second
free fall) into none other than...a very slimey stomach. Food is
getting turned into what we recognise as sick, with the help of 35
million digestive juice-producing pits. Lovely. Next, we drift down the
small intestines, at a relaxing 2.5 centimetres a minute. To the large
intestines, where, I am afraid you will have to stay the night. All the
goodness of you comes back to the body, all the water comes back to the
body, and then you'll be going to the anus, where, you will be excreted
out, hopefully, into a toliet.