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Excited Amino

By david_brandon

Sun, 12 Sep 2004
  • 843 reads
 

This song's about nothing new
Sit right back take a few
Have a drink light a smoke
Take a dig have a poke

You
Are
Fucking
Fired

Half wit holy shit
Got to get a better seat
Fucked up sleep isn't it?
Got no time gotta run

You
Are
Fucking
Fired

Give me a minute
Give me a minute

Certificate 18
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