F day 6 (13/3/02)

its time once again for my "thought of the day". Todays thought
is:

I have descoverd why Desil cars are stronger than petrol cars! You see
petrol cars work by harnising the power of hamsters. The hamsters each
have thier own tredmill in which to run. All the tredmills are conected
in a power aray which powers the car.
This is why foul smelling liquid must be pumped into your car every now
and then. The liquid is a compund of hamster food and watter.

The reason that desil cars are more powerfull is because they use
guinea pigs insted of hamsters.