Fantastic Pete

Pete's fantastic,
Pete's ecstatic,
He bounces round the room
Like a band of elastic.
He lives with the rats,
Down in the attic
But it doesn't bother him.
Because fantastic Pete
Is so fantastic.

Pete's insane,
Pete's not right in the head,
He tried to break a window
With a loaf of bread
I'd rather pick a new imaginary
Friend instead.
But he's fantastic,
Yes fantastic pete is so fantastic.

Mother says I should make new friends,
Ones that I don't blame on wetting the bed,
But fantastic pete's always been my best friend,
He's the only one that
Cares about what I have said.
He's so fantastic,
Yes Pete is so fantastic!