Grab A Granny
By monro
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She loves a dance, every Monday night
She boogies to music, with all her might
She'll 'give it some' to anything with a beat
Once weekly that telly's off, and she's owta of her seat
She'll mousse up her perm and plaster her face
Squeeze into some lycra, then dab perfume on with grace
A delicate ankle bracelet, to set off her tattoo
Then she's off to meet her mates first, for a Bicardi, or two
They count their vouchers, that'll get 'em in for free
Deirdre's got a spare one, so she gives it to Renee
Linking arms they march quickly, to their over 30's den
The vouchers are valid, but not after ten
The Palais' always empty around about this time
But the choice of space, is theirs to find
They form a circle by the stage, it's become a ritual now
And there's no talk of home, an unwritten vow
The pubs will close soon, the mob will filter in here
Swigging fluorescent drinks from bottles, at our troupe they'll
leer
At Janice in a crop top, confidence, she's never lacked
And well, Irene, she's just dead sexy, from the back
The night is young, our gang are loosening up
Deirdre starts re-arranging her double D cup
As Bony M commence to sing
Janice takes her queue and gets into that ring
They're going for it now, waving they arms
Then on come the lads, pelvis before charm
They're up for the taking, to these lads that come here
A drunk breaks the circle, goosing Irene's rear
These boys have no rhythm, but loads of feel
The ladies shrug them off, unless, they fancy a meal
Sad little bastards, to here they roam
Cos anywhere else, they'd be going, home alone
Young girls, giggling, throw sneers that could deflate
But our women know better, these girls just can't get a date
With plenty of other places to rave and go
These little uglies dance among Grannies, in order to glow
On this patch, there's no competition or threat
And the guys all think they're on to a sure bet
"We'd be doing you favour", they jeer when rejected
Our women think not, and dance on unaffected
These blokes are young, and think they've got their pick
But the advantage of age is, you can spot a dick
They know the score, they've heard the slang
Go to Grab a Granny Night, if you wanna quick bang
The Grannies code, with experience on their side
Is quite simple, hypocrisy, they refuse to abide
They're out for a laugh, and a dance once a week
And judgment, can be stuck up were the sun don't peak
On a personal note, I don't mean to be rude
But I go to these clubs, so I've a right to conclude
If I had the option, and the whole heaving crowd were my prey
I'd be up for Granny Grabbing, any day
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