Hear, hear, ra, ra

Hear hear, ra, ra,
Jolly jolly, fa fa fa,
Yes yes, no no,
"First speaker you may go".

Bla bla bla, 'I'm such a toff',
Ya ya, cough cough,
Fa fa fa 'I'm very rich',
Jolly jolly, twitch twitch.

Bla bla bla 'A better year',
Knock knock,hear hear',
Fa fa fa, 'turn things around',
Clap clap, sit down.

Clap clap, next one on,
Bla bla 'he's wrong',
Fa fa fa, pause, pause,
'I'm right'. Big applause.

Bla bla,'I've got six cars',
Jolly jolly, fa fa fa.
Pause pause, wait wait,
Cough, cough, 'Kid's are great'

Bla, bla, big applause,
Fa fa fa, 'better laws',
"hear hear, bech taps'
Sit down. Clap clap

Next one up. 'I don't agree',
Ra ra ra, 'vote for me'.
Bla, bla, 'because I can
Bang my fist down like a man'.

"So what, I can lean
Ra ra ra, "to make it seem
Like what I say is really good".
Clap clap, tap the wood.

'I wave my hand up in the air
To make it look like you should care
Or point my finger out instead,
To give some worth to what I've said.'

Bla bla bla " I see, I see,
Good lord, in fact you're just like me,
You're dull, you're grey, your almost dead,
You never do those things you've said,
You want us equal, want fair rules,
And send your kids to public schools,
You moan about the countries state,
Books for schools, the time you wait
In hospitals, the lack of care,
Although you don't get treated there.
You promise them you have a plan
You've stretched the budget all you can,
'There's no more money left' you say,
'Except all that, but that's my pay'.
Jolly show, I'm just like you.
Are you a politician too?"