HOLY WAR&;#063;

TERRORIST WARNING

A good friend of mine is a Native American. Actually he prefers the
term "Indian", stating it's a "cool" name. He said, "Picture this, two
kids having fun, one says, "Let's play Cowboys and Native Americans".
It just doesn't sound right".

Anyway, his Medicine Man communicates with The Great Spirit on a
regular basis. It seems that, in The Hereafter, all of the gods we
worship live in an area that would make Beverly Hills look like a
slum.

Directly across the street from The Great Spirit lives Buddha. Jehovah
lives just around the corner. The Big JuJu has an enormous pool, and
Allah is his next door neighbor.

On a recent golf outing?

Wait a minute?my curiosity perked, "Golf outing?" I asked, "They play
golf?"

"Oh yes," my friend replied, "On the surface it would seem rather
boring because they all make hole-in-ones on every shot. However, the
Medicine Man tells me they take great pride in their abilities to
locate objects to bounce the balls off of before they go into the
holes. It gets quite competitive."

"I'll bet it does," I said smiling "I'd like to see one of those
games?but not for awhile!"

"I know what you mean," said the Indian in agreement.

"Ok then?so what happened on the heavenly fairways?"

"The Great Spirit said Allah was mad, real mad. He's tired of cowardly
terrorists killing innocent people and claiming to be doing it in his
name. He says that HIS warriors are brave valiant soldiers that fight
in the open bravely and die only by the hand of the enemy, not by their
own.

Allah had a lot of followers in the World Trade Center buildings, in
the planes that crashed, and even some in the Pentagon that the
Americans did not know about. He used to hear their praises. Now he
only hears their cries to be avenged.

He said it was the work of cowards and they have more than broken the
camel's back. He is fed up! That's all he can stand! He can stand no
more!"

"I get the picture, move on."

"The Medicine Man said, The Great Spirit told him, that Allah declared
he would put his sword into the hands of a noble warrior who will find
those cowardly sheep and smite them severely to the point of their
extinction. They will die a thousand deaths and each one will be worse
than the one before it. For them the end will be swift and painful and
all will know the work that truly belongs to Allah."

""OOOHH?that's good", I replied.

By George