I day 9 (16/3/02)

It is time once again for my "thought for the day." Todays thought
is:

I have descoverd that there is a conspiracy against me when I wish to
sleep in on a saterday. It's amazing the amount of things that happen
on a saterday morning which would wake me up if I wasn't determend to
stay asleep.
First, the alarm clock gose off at 7:30am. This would be fine if it
wasn't for the fact that I switched it off before I when to bed last
night.
After that the cats all come into my room and wrestle on my bed. This
as you might have guessed, is very distracting.
The door bell rang twice and was answerd twice. two very loud
people.
Someone down stairs switched the tv on. full volume.
eventual I gave up at 11:00am and got out of bed.

But what an overactive mind like mine asks at a time like this is: "Why
would this conspiracie exist?"
it seems pointless to have a conspiracie which uses some much resorces
just to wake me up. There must be some deeper reason for it.

I think I know why. When you are at the phase that is betwwen sleep and
awake you remember all your dreams. Dreams are your brains way of
repairing it's self after the events of the day have left big scars on
it. Remembering your dreams is the second phase of repair. In the
second phase your brain is ADDING more to your mental capacity by
having you try to make sence of your dreams. I believe that if one gets
enough "sleep in" time then one can increase ones sence of being and
intelagence.

I think that this conspirace against me is actualy trying to prevent me
from becomeing a super intelegent being and therefore subliming to the
next level of existance.