Kama Sutra

We've tried all the positions
And I'm still fucking bored,
We've done it on the roof
And in my uncle's brand new ford,
We've done it in the kitchen and the attic,
We've used rubber and elastic,
Handcuffs made of metal,
And dildos made of plastic,
We've put them everywhere,
In every single hole,
In every single gap,
We've licked every single mole,
You got your toe stuck up the tap,
This isn't sex.
This is no love-nest,
Having sex with you is starting
To become a bit of a pest!
I'm sorry you're inflatable,
Whether you can be loved is debatable,
But I think I need to find a real girlfriend.
Fast.