K...I wish I had a dog

I wish I had a dog
to call my very own
fetching sticks and chewing bones.

Mum can we get a Dog?

Please...............

NO!! they are big and smelly
and will cost a-lot marrow bone jelly.

But Mum, we can get a very little one,
Some are only as big as a cat.
MUM what do you say to that?

I SAID NO!! now off to school you go.

OH,,,,I wish I had a Dog
with furry paws and floppy ears,
I would not mind its smelly breath
I would still love that dog to death.

Dad can I have a Dog?

MMMM a Dog you say?
With furry paws and floppy ears
Fetching sticks and walks in the park
And a very gentle bark.

Mum we are getting a Dog
Dad said its ok
we are going down the pet shop
on saturday.

OH DID HE really?

Well

he never thought of that
We may we may be getting a Dog
But your Dad wont be stroking
the pussy cat.