Mutant Cats: Mutant Cat Epidemic!
By topgear123
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Chapter One:
‘I’ll have a double cheeseburger. To go.’
The woman on the other side of the counter reached under the counter into a shelf, and produced just what the customer asked for: two thick lumps of ‘beef’ (only 2% beef!), sandwiched with bacon, egg (fried), and cut-up sausage, all contained within a mouldy-looking burger bun. The perfect breakfast for a hard-working middle-aged man. It was a miracle the burger bun was big enough to fit in the large portions of ingredients.
‘Thanks,’ the man said, rummaging through his wallet to find the correct change. The man dropped his collection of coins in the woman’s outstretched hand.
‘Come again,’ she said. The assistants always said that to every customer, and the customer always returned.
The man turned around and made his way to the exit of the crowded restaurant. As soon as he was on the other side of the door and onto the crowded Manhattan street, he opened the little box that the burger came in and lifted it up to his mouth to take a bite. Suddenly, the man was barged by one of the people of the packed pavement. Taken by surprise, the man dropped his King’s Grilled Beef (commonly abbreviated to KGB) ‘super sandwich’. The man shouted. ‘Hey! That was my breakfast!’
When the man’s only reply was made up of words which we don’t want to use in a children’s book, he looked longingly at his burger, in pieces on the floor, trodden on by countless careless pedestrians, and made a very important decision.
‘Damn it,’ whispered the man angrily, ‘I’ll just pick up something from Alf’s Lamb Hut.’
So the man rushed of to another restaurant and to work.
That night…
The streets just outside of King’s Grilled Beef restaurant were deserted. Streetlamps flickered occasionally, but apart from that there was no other light source. The streets were dead compared to their lively, crowded, sunlight-flooded daytime counterparts. There was no sign of life on the street, apart from a dark, shadowy figure protruding from behind the fast-food restaurant. The burger from the morning before still sat, untouched on the floor. Footprints were imprinted on the meat and the bread bun, trod on by the hundreds of people who passed through the street everyday. The shadowy figure dashed across the street to the burger on the floor. The figure leant down next to the burger, sniffing. Suddenly a car screeched around the corner, its headlights on full power, in-car stereo banging away. The figure stopped sniffing, and in a flash turned its head to see what was going on. The figure stayed perfectly still, its eyes following the speeding joy riders all the way down the street, until they turned a corner, until the screeching and the music gradually faded away. As soon as the noise faded away, the street was dead again, and the figure could return to what it was doing. It continued sniffing the burger and the bacon spread all over the pavement, and when it was ready, it dragged the slab of meat it had been sniffing the most below a lamppost, where it began tearing it apart with its jaws and chewing as if it had not ate for a week. A couple of minutes later, the slab of meat had been devoured by the creature but apparently it was not satisfied. It hopped back to the scattered remains of the burger, to a piece of bacon it had had its eye on for some time, revealing itself on the way. The figure was actually a cat. It had large, green eyes, pricked-up ears, and velvety, smooth black fur. The cat’s puffy tail dragged through some discarded chewing gum on the cat’s way to the bacon. As the cat settled down to start eating, another car came screeching round the corner. The cat thought it would be best to retreat, so it picked up its bacon in its mouth and ran off into a bush to hide. The bacon was much lighter than tha burger, so it was easy for the cat to carry.
Chapter 2
The strange cat walked of into the distance with the bacon in its mouth
The next day...
The cat was hiding in a old dumpster when suddenly this fat old lady went to put a garbage bag in it
"Oh my god a abandened cat" said the fat woman
she picked the dirty cat and carryed it back to here home
"Look i found a cat in the dumpster Leroy"the fat woman told leroy
"Well get that dirty fleabag away from me" leroy yelled
the cat hissed as leroy as it heard the insults being yelled at him
Days later...
Three days later Martha Perkins (the person who found the cat) was trying to get the recntly named tonado for its fighting attitude
"here tonado here i have some food" Martha shouted
suddenly a weak cat stepped out the bushes
"Oh no tornado i going have to take you to the vets" Martha shouted in shock
"Why don't we just put it down" leroy said holding his trusty old shotgun
"No don't kill it" Martha shouted
"Ok we take it the vets " Leroy said in disopointment
They arrived at the vets with tornado in the cat cage
"have you got an apointment" the receptionist told them
"No but its an emergeny" Martha yelled at the receptionist
"Ok go right through" the receptionist said to Leroy and Martha
"What do you want" the doctor told Martha and Leroy
"Whats wrong with my cat" Martha told the doctor
"Just let me get a DNA" the doctor said
"OH MY GOD HIS DNA IS CHANGING!!" he yelled
"I am going to kill you" the cat yelled
"Its getting bigger"
the cat took one giant sweep of its claws and swepped Martha, Leroy and the doctor through the wall
"oh my god" some random guy yelled
The cats bit is head off and ripped his guts open then it started playing with his instenies like a ball of string the cat ran of into the distance untill it got a island (which had 1000 people living on it)
"Hey look a cat" a person living on the island
"yeah lets keep it" she replied
"OH MY GOD ITS GETING BIGGER"
the cat changed into a hideous beast it
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