Paul's worst chat-up line

My friend Paul's worst ever chat-up line error
By Derek Turnbull

Some years ago now my good friend Paul was in a club in the north of
England with some male friends. Standing at the bar he spots a
beautiful girl dancing alone out in the middle of the floor. Paul
thinks "I must try my luck with this girl, she is so beautiful and
sexy".
Paul continues to watch her dance all evening, hoping that she will get
tired and take a break. However, she just keeps on dancing the whole
time, lost in the music. Paul, not a confident dancer, is reluctant to
join her out there. Eventually, as the last record of the evening comes
on, he realises that he has to make his move now or miss his chance.
It's now or never. So Paul manoeuvres his way across the crowded floor
and starts dancing next to her. He moves in close and says to her "You
must be shagged?" Unfortunately, with the music so loud she misses his
intonation and hears this as "You must be shagged!" She immediately
slaps him and storms off the dance floor..