Politically Scandalous

This story contains
Drugs, sexual content, or strong language.
It is not for minors.
Protect yourself
From my flagrant badness-
It may be infectious,
So run crying to your parent or guardian;
Personal preference is overruled
By age ratings, over which I have the power.
Because this story contains
Drugs, sexual content, or strong language,
You might like to remember it's name,
So you can avoid it at all costs.
I assume you stopped at the cross-roads,
And can't possibly be reading this now,
So I can blow raspberries to my hearts content
And maybe blow up the government
While you're all busy being scandalised.