Q: Average Internet Poet

I write frivolous
Rhythmless
Ridiculous
Tat that twats
On the net
Go and read

I don't know form
Except I do though don't I though
'Cos I'm the cavalier
Net sonneteer
Five feet per line
Iambic pentameters

Iambus
Iambus
Iambus
Anap?st
Iambus again
Because I like them best

I am a bus
I am a bus
I am a bus
I am a pest
I am a bus
I am a dork
A brainless dork
That's all I am
A brainless dork
Who writes trite shite
About nowt
Then puts it out
On his own website

I break all the rules
But I don't know what they are
I am a bus
I WAS a bus
And now
I am a car
That'll really show them
Traditionalist fools

I don't know a thing
About meter and rhyme scheme
I write pretty sentiments
And crappy little homilies
Well write what you like
But just
Please don't call it poetry