Rap Script

(Judi, John and Richy are on stage with bottles of beer. They are
american rappers.)

Richy: Who's in da house??????????????

All: (Hold up beer.) Booze in da house!!!!!!!!

John: (Does start tune to Prince of Bell Air.)

Richy: (Does beat box.)

(Judi moves to down centre stage. )

Judi: Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there (They sit.)
I'll tell you how I came a prince wit a bottle of beer

(John does the start tune again.)

In West West Worthing born and raised
In a club was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxing, acting all cool
Shootin sum vodka outside da school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started drinkin' some in the neighbourhood
I got in one big fight and then I got scared
So I moved to a vast kingdom wit my bottle of beer.

John: (Does da Bell Air Tune again.)

Judi: I pulled up to this club about 7 or 8
And I yelled to my fellas, get a drink wit you later
I drunk a bit more and I was finally there
And I became a prince wit my bottle of beer.

Richy: That drink stuff good man!

(Enter Lara.)

Lara: Ain't all good. Bad things come of it.
I did what I could but I couldn't get outta it.
I might as well shut up you won't understand.
But I'll turn on a beat, try gettin ya to my land.

(John turns on music "cleanin out my closet-eminem". Then the guys sit
down
and stuff.)
Richy: (Alongtime to the music when t he bloke says it on the track.)
Where's my drink?
I ain't got no drink
(John gives him a beer.)
John: There you go.
Lara: Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? I have, I've
been protested
and demonstrated against
Picket signs for my wicked rhymes. Look at the times. Sick is the mind
of the
alcoholic kid that's behind
all this commotion. Emotions run deep as ocean's explodin.' Tempers
flaring from
parents, just blow 'em off and keep goin.'
Not takin 'nothin' from no one, give 'em hell long as I'm drinkin.'
Keep feelin'
crud in the mornin,' an' drinkin' beer in the evening.
Leave me with a taste as sour as vinegar in the mouth. See, it'll can
trigger me but
they never empty me out
Look at me now, I bet ya probably sick of me now. Ain't you mama, I'ma
make
you look so ridiculous now.

All: I'm sorry, Mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make
you cry, but
tonight I'm drinkin' out the cupboard.
I'm sorry, Mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you
cry, but
tonight I'm drinkin' out the cupboard.

Lara: Hey yo, Iminem needin some peace. The drink can numb the pain for
now,
But maybe not the rest of the week.
(Exit)

John: That kid mucked up.

Richy: That kid crazy.

Judi: Can't believe that kid still sellin records.

John: Who's in da house?

All: Booze in da house!!!

(Swagger Off.)