Sexuality

Gay? Straight?
Early? Late?
When's the right time to decide?
I know I love women,
I surely love women,
But that doesn't stop me admiring
Other guy's behinds!

Is it lust? Or admiration?
Is it a need? Or just fascination?
It's not like I want to sleep with men
I just want to know their secrets
So I can get a better body than them!

But I must be gay
Coz I do my girl up the back
When she's not looking
Before she gives me a slap
Perhaps it's just the feeling I like?
And now it's got worse--
My girlfriend's a dyke!

But I must be straight,
I know it to be true,
Because when I met a girl
I saw her eyes so blue
And I fell in love
On the very spot
But that all changed
When she showed me her
Big ol' co-!