Socks

I haven't worn too many socks
But I know about a lot.
You rub your foot along the sides
Then slide in the top.

You can wiggle your toes inside a sock
Or just pull it straight off.
You know, some socks are old and baggy
But some are nice
and
soft.

One can roll one's socks into a ball
One can keep them all at home
But the place for one's socks is on one's feet
With a friend or aaaaaaall alone.

Some folk like to wear one sock,
But most people favour two.
Well I'm about to slip on three socks,
And I know that you will, too.