Under Milk Float

I am just a milkman
My name is Captain Cap
And you all may be wondering
Why my body is flat

For I was just a Welshman
A-singing on my round
My milk float then objected
And knocked me to the ground

I'm under milk float

Oh dear old Lucy Locket
Please come and rescue me
I'm drowning in my gold top
A poor old 'ych a fi'

From now on I'll just whistle
And play accordion
I promise I won't sing again
Until my job is done

I'm under milk float

Creamy purgatory
My day's work lies on top of me
I'm going to die a milky way
I'm going the way that's best for me

I'm under milk float