Understand Me

Hola taxi driver, how was your night?
We got mighty pissed!
And ended up in a fight!
The girls weren't quite up for it,
Although we certainly we tried,
So one of them my mate wedgied,
And I think she almost cried!

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Fivedollarfiftycentsthankyoubyebyenow.