Understand the True Meaning of Meaning

To understand the true meaning of meaning is an adult satire. What
it tries to do is highlight a typical and customary
activitity which some may find quite offensive. This is strictly for
adult or mature reading.

When I was young, I used to worry about a lot of things- like living
and dying, loving and lying. It seems that all
this may be why I have had so much trouble in my life. Take this, for
example, I actually have eaten soap before, real soap! I'm not trying
to offer a sell's pitch for Ivory soap; it's just that tthis is the
kind of soap I ate. I must tell you about this experience. It was a
real trip! I'm not suggesting that anyone try
this, but if you really want to see snakes, I can guarantee that Ivory
soap will make you see them even if they don't exist. But, we all know
that snakes do exist. By the way, before I tell you about how it feels
to eat soap, I want to digress a little bit.