Very Spiritual Person

I'm a very spiritual person,
please adjust your diets when I'm visiting;
I'm a very spiritual person,
I payroll a Tarot Consultant.

I'm so over material things,
all you need is love -
there's not enough love in this world,
that's what the angels teach.
I listen to the angels
(I'm a very spiritual person)
I'll help you find yours,
I'm very 'attuned', my healer says.

My life used to be so shallow
my friends weren't real friends.
I have a yoga teacher who's from India -
I've had her round for a de-tox dinner,
my dining area arranged according to Feng Shui,
because I'm a very spiritual person.

I study Kabbalah, I-Ching, runes
the Tibetan Book of the Dead;
I wish I lived in those days
when we listened to the earth
and were kind;
the earth is our mother, you know.

I do practice senseless acts of beauty
once a week,
tai chi once a day
I want to heal the planet -
I'm a very spiritual person.