War of the genders

lang="EN-GB">I'm a guy

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girl,

We're both living in this crazy
world,

We're so in
love,

And so in
hate,

I wish we'd sorted all this out on
our first date!

style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">You're right,
it's ended up in a fight

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we're singing this like a song

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">That's true, but how else to
explain?

Right, well let's start again,
your turn-

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class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">The little things you do, the way you play with your
hair,

You don't need to seduce me, I'm
already there

style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">It's the
winging and whining, and im never in the
right

I can't remember the last time you
saw me in a good light

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class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">I play with me hair to get looks from other
guys

You're raising your eyebrows? Oh
come on, it's hardly a surprise

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">What about your farting? Your burping? Your
smell?

The whiff is so bad you should be
locked in a cell!

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class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">Don't you remember, the first night we fell in
love?

Yeh?a pizza and a video, all we
needed were doves

style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">But it was so
sweet, the way you slept in my arms

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">I was bored of your silly, and tired of your
'charm'

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class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">What? So you're ending
this?

Gonna run off with the milkman,
and raise his milky kids?

style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Don't be silly,
I'm still in love

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never change my little lovebug!