War poem

I'm working in a Chechen kitchen cooking chickens
Should I cook these chickens Szechwan or Cajun
Just catching chickens coshing 'em and chucking 'em in a casserole in a
Chechen kitchen's clearly incorrect
As is choking chickens and chopping 'em up with chips
Chief chef in a Chechen kitchen catching and cooking chickens is a
difficult affair
So I'll move to Czech republic and be chief chicken chef out
there
I would be chuffed to be chief chicken chef in a Czechoslovakian
kitchen
Because Chechnya is a pain in the arse to say
And anyway, damn this confounded war... thing