Ways To Escape

Find a map of a very remote place to visit
and take a trip there.
When encountering somebody you don't like,
pretend you are deaf and dumb.

Pretend that you are still a teenager
and get off your head on diamond white.
(If that foul excuse for cider still exists?)
If you are fed up with the real world,
invest in one of those virtual reality headsets,
that were all the rage in the 90's
and live your life inside there for a while.
Take a trip to Milton Keynes
and enjoy their outer ring road system.
Actually, that's more of a nightmare,
than a mean's of escape.