What Love is Like, Like

She was like a Summer's day,
Despite her Winter's cough;
I was like - I love-heart you!
She was like - piss off!

I was like a cloudy sky
With no sun to be seen,
She was like - get off of me,
I don't know where you been.

She was like a football match
With my team scoring goals;
I was like - take off your bra!
She was like - It's cold!

I was like a raging bull,
A bull with spots and pus;
She was like - come home with me,
We'll do it on the bus.