Y - Craic Whore

CRAIC WHORE

Drank too many cappucinos,
Smoked too many cigarettes.

Too many beers,
Too many shorts.
Another bottle of wine?

Too many late nights
That turned into no-nights with
Too many men in too many positions.
(And lately confusion on the definitions of
Desirable and available.)
Cheshire Cat gets double cream...
And a belly ache.
Too many women.

(In The Name Of Lo-ove... Yeah... In The Name Of.)

Too many prescription pills
Countering too many non-prescription pills.
Spliffs, bongs, pipes, needles
Went clockwise like clockwork.
(Enough to drive a sane person cuckoo.)
Heroin chic when Coke was
The real thing.

It was a hell of a party
But the night's still so young.

For thine is the power and the
Autonomy.
Exercising the right to choose.
The right to be more than equal.
(Super-Equal perhaps?)
The only form of exercise that doesn't
Firm and tone.

Eventually the craics show.

I thought you were older than that.