Z Is a Dead Letter

For the life of me, with all thats gone
Before and all the words
It recently occured to me
That letter z's are turds
I've written poems, tales the like
And never short of thought
But the letter z is pissing be off
As it's left me somewhat short
It's not as if I haven't got
Imagination or time
It's just the common simple fact
The z is a fucker to rhyme
No matter what some people claim,
The z is devoid of class
And quite frankly, from here on in
The z
Can
Kiss
My
Ass.