Z: Morris the cat

I am a cat,
I am quite fat,
I saw a bat
In a hat.
Fancy that!

I've got brown hair,
I sit on a chair,
In my underwear-
Don't stare-
It's not fair.

My best friend is Peter,
At cards he is a cheater,
And he really likes to eat a
Big slice of Pizza
With his girlfriend, then he beats her.