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Dearest Minnie,

You always believed my voicebox was damaged during a botched
tonsilectomy. The truth is the daily oestrogen injections are finally
taking their toll. Hormone replacement therapy was forced on me by
Disney to prevent my voice breaking. Now femininity has a firm hold on
my life, and after a quick snip and tuck, I am no longer the man I used
to be. Hope you understand.

Affectionately,

Vickey (Mickey) Mouse.