Apples To Oranges
So you can tie cherries' stems in knots with your tongue.
Do they taste any better?
I just swallow them by the handful,
I don't have time to spit out the stones.
It's apples to oranges, buddy.
We both fell near trees far apart,
but here we are crammed in the same produce bin;
Polished up, stacked half-a-dozen high,
soaked in poison so the bugs won't show.
And we're both rotting just as fast.