The Erection

 

There was grease everywhere

 

Its 7AM, cold, and the day had started

I then received a call from a girl I had departed

It was an admiration so delight and esteemful.

Her big juicy titties and her ass so delightful

“Hey” She said as my mouth drooled over her large asshole

“Can I come over” She said as the oven rang, it was my casserole.

I now had a decision Do I grab the delicious cuisine I have prepared myself?

Or do I keep talking with the woman, the size of a shelf?

I picked up my phone and told her my address, she said she’ll arrive

My erection grew as I got so horny; that is it, I had entered, overdrive

She finally arrived and I had already reached my peak

I had to show I’m as strong as her; but I couldn’t even speak

There she was the love of my life. It was Norma, the beast

She looked stuffed as she already had her breakfast feast

She came hungry pouncing on to the bed

She was ready for me, to give her, my lead.

As I divedonto the bed I looked for her anus

It was covered in shit as I inspected like a shamus

A little shit got onto my mouth but I don’t regret this.

As I stick my pinky finger up her luscious crevis

I get excited and my erection emerged.

I had finally released Excalibur as it was forged.

I go for her vagina, but it’s nowhere to be found

I lift up her stomach, and I hear an odd sound.

It was an entire Deep dish pizza floating around

I ignore the noise and go for the crown

I decided it’s time to put my dick in her vagina

My dick connects us like Russia and china

I couldn’t see her face her titties were too grand

I didn’t really care as I had entered the motherland.

It was a place all men wanted to go

But norma the beast wasn’t a hoe

Her 700 pound body shifting up and down like water on a beach.

I could already tell she was about to screech.

I started sweating as things got sticky

I was afraid we are about to have, a quicky

But I am no regular man, I am king Arthur

And I started thrusting back and forth even harsher

Her stomach was bouncing up and down and titties flopped sideways

I can see her face It was beautiful, just like always

But something was wrong she looked a bit sick

Maybe she just couldn’t handle my enormous dick

Here comes my blast a load hard to grasp

This was amazing I said it was a blast

She then regurgitated out bacon it looked like an orgasm

This was a quantity so hard to fathom

Everything got sticky then I realized I have no protection

My penis was stuck and I still had an erection

It wouldn’t go away because the vomit made her look so charming

The past 10 seconds have been very alarming.

She was dripping with grease as she got up

My dick still in her she grabbed my cup

Yanked my dick out as I screamed in pain

It was,, a brand new domain

She came out of the bathroom and looked at me

Her hair so greasy and oh no not her goatee!

The floor so slippery

Her stomach was some kind of witchery

 

There was grease everywhere.