A Day Out

I'm going for some fresh air
out to the sticks I go
Breathing very deeply
Getting a healthy glow.

Over styles and meadows
Striding as I go
Oh no! is that a cow pat
That my foof's just got to know.

It must have been a poorly cow
It's stomach must be bad
'cause it's seeped into my trainer
And my sock is just as bad.

They say the smell of nature
Is such a wonderous smell
But believe me when I tell you
It really stinks like hell

I dare not get the bus home
They would not let me on
My shoes feel like a ton of lead
My sock is welded on.
The day that started very good
Has really turned quite bad
To hell with getting fresh air
Next time I'll stay in bed.