Lanky

Lanky

(An ex-inhabitant of Dingull)

Tall? You wouldn't believe it!
That bastard could pick apples with his teeth
Leslie was the name his mam gave him
Lanky was what we, his mates called him
'Till the day he tried to rob the post office
Got hit by the get-away car
Stupid tall twat
Died on the spot
Tell you what
Shoulda seen the bloody coffin!