B Atlas Dropped The Earth, that idiot

I'm writing this story based on Greek Mythology about the infamous
couple Orpheus and Eurydice. Orpheus is this awesome singer who writes
every one of his songs and this one makes fun of Atlas. It's stupid,
short, and silly.

Atlas dropped the earth

Oh, Atlas dropped the earth today

The earth flew into the atmosphere

The people went to the Milky Way

The people went to the Milky Way

Their horses went to the stars

The centaurs went to Cancer

And the mermaids went to Virgo 'cause

Atlas dropped the earth

It was a foolish thing to do

Now one can only wonder where

Atlas himself dropped to!