Perfect Woman

I could give you sole possession.

Make you the object of my desire.

Sole owner of my body,

My soul and my mind.

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I could give my freedom gladly.

Wrap myself in chains.

Be forever bound to you,

Let you stake your claim.

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I could be your faithful servant.

Pander to your every whim.

Become your slave,

Give you everything.

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I could be completely wonderful.

Always stay at home,

Lay awake worrying,

But never have a go.

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I could be the perfect little woman

In each and every way,

But I'm going to bust your ego.

No sodding way.