Bloomin' Computers

Something's happened to my PC tonight
I tried logging in, but its definitely not right
Something's happened to my telephone line
I tried dialling out but it stops all the time
As well as all that something's wrong with the mouse
If I move it left or right, it goes all round the house

I used to be able to receive and send mail
But even all that has just started to fail
Why is it happening or is it just me
Ill switch it all off and just watch TV
There must be a reason but I cant see why
There's only one option - I'll have one more try

Where can I turn to and make it all well
Can I be rescued from communication hell
There must be a solution to make it behave
Its all so frustrating I feel I'm its slave
I've made up my mind - there's only one thing
I'm chucking it all out - its going in the bin!